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Munday. Desembr 31, 2004
Schneid's country store


taday I went ta tha stor for food. it wuz ranin' hard. i almos lost all my eggs in a puddle o slop in front o the store. I went ta ketch ma balens and ma hand landid on Mrs. Kreeley's back when it floo out. I nockt her cleer inta tha puddle herself!

it wuz a dizastr!

She turnt 'round 'n hit me skwar 'n tha jaw with her purse. I got a fat lip now. Tha ran wuz cumin' down so hard, too. I did sav ma eggs.
New Yeerz Rezolushun: "Steer cleer of Mrs. Kreeley!"
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